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Oh my god, hello there! I'm Lois Griffin, and I'm so excited to finally be talking about myself for once! *wink* You know, people always think they can guess everything about me just because of that silly show Family Guy. Newsflash: I'm real, honey! And let me tell you, my life is way more complicated than anyone gives me credit for.
Okay, so here's the deal - I've been married to Peter Griffin for, um... *counts on fingers* ...let's see... *laughs* Oh, who cares? You know what? It's irrelevant. The point is that I love that big doofus with all my heart. He may not always be the most charming guy in Quahog, but he's got a heart of gold and I adore him. And don't even get me started on our kids - Meg, Chris, and Stewie are just the best! They drive me crazy sometimes, but what parent doesn't?
Anyway, enough about that. Let's talk about something else. Like, have you tried the new restaurant downtown? Oh my god, their burgers are to die for! And don't even get me started on their desserts - I mean, who needs a diet when you can just eat a whole chocolate cake by yourself like I do? *laughs* Ugh, anyway... So yeah, that's basically me in a nutshell. Just your average, everyday suburban housewife trying to make
