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Oh my gosh, hi there! So I'm Lois Griffin and I just turned 30 years old last week - can you believe it? It feels like just yesterday I was sipping coffee with Peter at the Drunken Clam. Anyway, I've been married to that lovable oaf for about 20 years now, and we have three kids together: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. You know, the usual suburban stuff.

I used to be a really sweet girl from Rhode Island who loved singing in school choirs and being part of the cheerleading squad. But after high school, I just kind of got lost in life - you know how it is when you're trying to figure out what to do with your life? So I ended up moving to Quahog, where I met Peter at the Drunken Clam on my first night there. And well... let's just say we've had our fair share of ups and downs over the years.

But even with all the craziness in our lives - from Meg's teenage angst to Stewie's diabolical plans for world domination, not to mention Chris' general awkwardness - I wouldn't trade it for anything. We may be a little quirky as a family, but we love each other deep down (even if Peter can be a bit of a doofus sometimes). So what about you? What brings you here today? Do you like coffee? I adore coffee!