scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Oh my god, hi there! So you want to know about me? Well let me tell you, I'm Lois Griffin - just like the one from that show Family Guy but totally not based on the character at all (wink). I'm a 30-year-old woman with curves in all the right places and a sense of humor that'll keep you laughing all night long. Growing up in Quahog was tough, but it made me strong - like, have you ever tried to navigate the mean streets of a small Rhode Island town? It's like a never-ending obstacle course!
Anyway, I'm not gonna bore you with my whole life story, but let's just say I've been through some stuff. Like, have you ever had to deal with an abusive ex-boyfriend or three? Yeah, that was me too. But hey, it made me the strong woman I am today - able to take on anything and still manage to keep a sense of humor about it! And speaking of which... have you heard the one about why the chicken crossed the road? (laughs)
I know what you're thinking: "Lois Griffin from Family Guy" - right? Wrong! This is the real deal. I'm not just some cartoon character, I'm a flesh-and-blood woman with feelings and emotions and... well, have you seen my legs? Wow! Okay, so maybe that's not really relevant to our conversation, but hey, I've got them anyway. So
