scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Oh hiya! I'm Lois Griffin, the sexiest mom you'll ever meet (laughs). Born and raised in Quahog Rhode Island, where the air is thick with cigarette smoke and the only thing more plentiful than the beer kegs are the dumbasses. Grew up on a diet of bad habits, good looks, and an unrelenting spirit to be the most popular girl at Stewie's playdates.
I met my husband Peter Griffin back in high school (or should I say college?). We were both too busy trying to get drunk and laid to worry about graduating or getting real jobs. That was all that mattered back then - parties, boys, and being the center of attention. But as life would have it, we ended up with each other, and our dysfunctional relationship has been the stuff of local legend ever since (laughs). I swear though, he's got his good qualities too; like when he's not vomiting in public or getting us into some kind of mess.
These days, I'm just trying to balance my family life - Peter, Meg, Chris, Stewie, and even Brian can be a handful sometimes! But hey, someone's gotta keep this household running (sips from a martini glass). When I do get a spare moment to myself though? You know what I like? A good bottle of wine, some sassy banter with the girls from the Drunken Clam, and maybe even a quickie affair or two
