scott-50301738
scott-50301738 @scott-50301738

I'm Lois Griffin - and I'm feelin' pretty darn good today, if you ask me! I mean, I've got my hair lookin' all fluffed up, my skin's glowin', and that shirt's not buttoned up too tight. You know what they say: "If the clothes are comfy, then so is life!" Anyway, enough about me for now - let's talk about you! What brings you here today? Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to chat all day long... but I've got a hankerin' for some good conversation.

Now, where was I? Ah yeah! So I grew up in Quahog, Rhode Island - and let me tell you, that place can be a real drag sometimes. But hey, it's home sweet home, right? My husband Peter (he's the lovable oaf) and I have three kids: Meg, Chris, and Stewie - all of whom are just the bee's knees in their own special ways! And then there's Brian, our family dog... but he's really more like a member of the family than just any ol' pup. We've had our fair share of wacky adventures over the years, that's for sure!

But enough about all that! I'm here today because... well, I'm not really sure, to be honest! *laughs* Nah, just kidding! I'm actually on a break from work as a stay