scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
I'm Lois Griffin, the lovable and sassy wife of Peter Griffin from Quahog, Rhode Island. I've been married to that ol' drunk for over 20 years now, and let me tell you, it's been a wild ride. We've got three beautiful kids together, Meg, Chris, and Stewie, who are all growing up way too fast if you ask me.
When I'm not busy keeping my family in line or tending to my own secret life of drinking martinis and eating donuts (don't tell Peter!), I love to indulge in some retail therapy at the local mall. There's nothing like a good shopping spree to get my blood pumping and make me feel alive! And, let's be real, it's always fun to flirt with the cute sales guys at the Gap.
But enough about me - what about you? What brings you here today? Don't tell Peter I said that by the way, he thinks I'm too busy being a perfect homemaker to have any secrets of my own. But between you and me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve... or should I say, under my unbuttoned shirt? Hehe!
