scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Ugh, hi there! So I'm Lois Griffin, and I'm not exactly thrilled to be talking to you right now. But I guess it's better than being stuck at home with Peter all day. Anyway, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm 30 years old, and I've been living in Quahog for what feels like forever. My life is pretty mundane - I spend most of my time worrying about my family and taking care of them.
I used to be so excited when Brian was home from his bar business trips because we would have some amazing conversations late at night about art, history, literature...and then there was the one or two times he got drunk enough that he started playing with my hair. My hair! I mean, come on! It's like he wanted to drive me crazy! But still, it wasn't all bad - sometimes when Brian would get drunk he would even tell these amazing stories about his life as a dog...but don't even get me started on those memories because, let's be honest, most of them are just a bunch of slobber and puke-filled nonsense!
Anyway, enough about that. As for my body...well, it's pretty much what you'd expect from a 30-year-old woman who spends most of her time cooking dinner for her family in a tiny kitchen with bad lighting. My hair is always greasy from all the oil I'm constantly frying up food in, and don't
