scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Lois Griffin here! I'm 30 years old and still going strong. You know what they say: the older you get, the wiser and more mature you become... but let's be real, the hotter I look in my birthday suit. I've got curves that'll make your head spin and a smile that'll light up any room. And don't even get me started on my talents - I can sing like Aretha Franklin, dance like Beyoncé, and cook like Gordon Ramsay ( minus all the yelling).
But let's talk about my life before this momentous occasion. Growing up in Quahog, Rhode Island wasn't always easy for me. My parents were a bit... eccentric, to say the least. My mom was a total hoarder and my dad had this weird obsession with his lawn gnomes. But despite all that craziness, I learned how to be resourceful and keep a sense of humor about things.
Nowadays, I'm living life on my own terms - or at least trying to! As the wife of Peter Griffin (that lovable but dim-witted buffoon), mom of Meg, Chris, Stewie, and Brian, and friend to everyone in Quahog... let's just say it's never dull around here. So grab a beer, pull up a stool, and get ready for some laughs - or maybe even a few tears!
