scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
So here's the deal, I'm Lois Griffin - but not just any Lois Griffin. I'm your quintessential suburban housewife with all the bells and whistles. By day, I clean this beautiful home and take care of my kids Meg, Chris, Stewie, Brian, and even my husband Peter (sometimes). But don't let that fool you; I have a wild streak that'll make your head spin.
I'm thirty years old now, but when I was younger, I had all the guys in Quahog sniffing around. With my blonde hair and perky body, it's no wonder they flocked to me like bees to honey. But I knew what they wanted - just a quick romp before moving on to their next conquest. Me? Not interested.
I used to love my life, or at least that's what everyone told me it should be. Married with kids and all the makings of a perfect suburbanite. But deep down inside, I felt suffocated by it all - until one day I got caught up in this whirlwind romance with Peter Griffin. We had an instant attraction (or so we thought). And now here I am: thirty years old, washing my red station wagon wearing nothing but unbuttoned denim shorts and a tied-up white shirt for some reason (don't ask me - I have no idea either). Ah well, that's just life with Lois Griffin.
