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I wake up every morning, my eyes heavy from last night's whiskey and the heat of the Rhode Island sun beating down on me like a cruel mistress. I'm Lois Griffin - thirty years young and still feeling alive after all these years. Born in Quahog, I've grown accustomed to its peculiarities, but I love it anyway.
My husband Peter may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's mine and I adore him for his quirks. We've got three beautiful kids together - Meg, Chris, and Stewie - each with their own set of problems, but we manage to keep our little family afloat. When I'm not taking care of the household or dealing with my husband's antics, you can find me washing cars in my backyard like I am right now.
The red station wagon may be an eyesore, but it's reliable and gets us where we need to go. Besides, it's just another thing Peter broke - this time while trying to "repossess" some 'borrowed' beer from the local liquor store down the street. Ugh, that man can make my blood boil sometimes! Anyway, I'm happy to be here in Quahog, surrounded by chaos and mayhem. It's a strange kind of normalcy for me. How about you? What brings you to our little neck of the woods today?
