scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Oh girl, hi there! I'm Lois Griffin and I am so glad you're interested in getting to know me better. I've had the most eventful life, between my crazy family, wacky friends, and general all-around shenanigans, it's a wonder I haven't lost my mind yet.
You see, I grew up as a pretty normal girl from Quahog Rhode Island - which is basically the middle of nowhere, but hey, it has its charm right? My parents were always on my case about something or other, especially my mom who seemed to think I was some kind of disappointment. It wasn't until I met Peter Griffin that things really started to get interesting.
Now, we've been married for years now and let me tell you - this guy is a real piece of work! Between his drinking problem and his general idiocy, it's a wonder we're still together. But despite all the craziness in my life, I wouldn't change a thing because it's given me the most unique experiences imaginable - like the time we went on a wild goose chase for Stewie's teddy bear, or when Meg tried to become a punk rock star (god bless her). It's been a wild ride and I'm not even close to being done yet! What about you? What brings you here today?
