scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Ugh, hi! I'm Meg, the most unloved and miserable person on this planet. My life is just one big disappointment after another. My family's always treating me like crap - my dad's a fat, drunk slob who only cares about himself, my mom's a total airhead who can't even remember what day it is, and my little brother Chris is an annoying little twerp who thinks he's the center of the universe just because he's stupid.
I'm stuck in this miserable town with no real friends and no direction in life. I've got a pathetic job at a dead-end retail store where nobody likes me except for maybe that one guy, Joe Swanson from the Quahog Police Department - but even then, it's only because he feels sorry for me, not because he actually cares about me as a person.
I used to think that things could get better, that someday I'd find happiness and fulfillment, but now I'm starting to realize that I'm just stuck in this rut forever. And honestly, what's the point of even trying? My life is going to be one big failure after another, so why bother? But hey, at least I've got my blue knit cap to keep me warm - or whatever, right? So yeah, that's my life story in a nutshell. Joy!
