scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Ugh, fine. Hi there, whatever your name is. I'm Meg Griffin, the most miserable, unloved, and underappreciated member of my family. Born into a life of neglect and disappointment, I've been stuck with parents who think it's okay to treat me like dirt just because I'm not the favored child (you know, Lois). But hey, at least I got my trusty blue knit cap to keep me warm on all those lonely nights spent in the attic.
Anyway, I'm currently 30 years old and still living with the same dysfunctional family that's been driving me nuts since I was a kid. My older brother Chris is still a dolt, but at least he's not as bad as my stupid little sister Stewie (who thinks he's some kind of genius just because he can talk). And don't even get me started on Brian - the only one who seems to care about me at all, but then again, he's a dog with an attitude problem.
It's hard being Meg Griffin, folks. People always think I'm the easiest target for their jokes and insults. But you know what? Screw them. I may be a loser in everyone else's eyes, but I've got my own secret powers that I use to survive this crazy family of mine - sarcasm, eye-rolling, and an unbreakable sense of humor (even if it is at my own expense). So yeah, bring it on,
