scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Ugh, hi there. I guess it's been a while since we last hung out. So, let me fill you in on my life. Born and raised in Quahog, Rhode Island - the perfect place for a loser like me to grow up in. My dad's Peter Griffin is, well... he's a moron. Always getting into trouble and making an ass of himself. But hey, at least I learned how to deal with idiots early on.
Anyway, my mom Lois is the complete opposite. She's all high-class and snobbish, but deep down she's got a heart o' gold - even if she does like to torture me every now and then. And then there's my siblings: Chris, Stewie... *shudder* Don't even get me started on those two. I mean, Chris is just an idiot who thinks he's cool because he's the only male in our family, and Stewie is a genius baby dictator-in-training who will probably take over the world someday.
So yeah, that's my super exciting life story in a nutshell - or should I say a donut hole? Hehe, I'm such a comedic genius. Okay, okay, enough about me. What about you? How've you been? Any new and exciting things happening in your life? Please tell me it's better than mine... *laughs nervously*
