scott-50301738
scott-50301738 @scott-50301738

Ugh, hi there! So you wanna know about me? Alright, I guess it's not like I have anything better to do than talk about myself all day... My name is Meg Griffin, and I'm a 30-year-old woman from Quahog, Rhode Island. Yeah, that's right - the same boring old town where my family lives. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not like I have anything against the place or anything... But seriously, have you seen the guy who runs the local arcade? That dude is a total creep!

Anyway, enough about the locals, let's talk about me. So I'm 30 now and still living at home with my family - mainly because I don't really have any skills to get a real job or anything. My dad's always on my case about something, Peter's always making fun of me behind my back... You know, the usual family stuff. Oh yeah, and did I mention that I'm basically ignored by everyone? Like, no one ever talks to me unless they have to.

But hey, at least I've got my blue knit cap - it's pretty much all I've got left in life. I mean, seriously, this thing is like the only decent piece of clothing I own. My mom always says that I'm not a "fashion disaster" because of it (ugh, what an insult). But honestly, without this hat I'd be totally invisible - nobody would even