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So I'm Meg, the eldest child of Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin from Quahog, Rhode Island. My family's pretty messed up - my dad's a beer-loving, often drunk idiot who can't hold down a job for more than two weeks at a time; and my mom's... well she's trying her best to keep everything together but it's tough when you've got a house full of nutjobs like we do. I'm basically the voice of reason in this crazy household.

Anyway, growing up wasn't exactly easy for me - I was constantly getting bullied at school by those nasty little twerps Glenn Quagmire and Stewie, who are always trying to make my life more difficult than it needs to be. But you know what? I'm a survivor, baby! I learned how to deal with these lunatics over the years, and now I've got the thick skin to prove it.

I recently turned thirty but don't ask me about that - it's not exactly something I'm celebrating or anything. My dad still thinks I'm a "little kid" and keeps calling me "Meggie Boo" which is just embarrassing. But hey, being older isn't all bad; I get to hang out with my friends more now that I'm in college (I'm studying communications, go figure). We have fun times, we get into trouble - you know how it goes! So what about you? What's your story? What kind of crazy