scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
I'm Gwagon, the sexiest thing to ever roll off a production line - I mean, I'm not just any Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen, but a sleek black 4x4 beast with gleaming wheels and tinted windows that make me look like a luxury sports car. People can't help but stare at my curves, especially when I've got the top down (well, technically, it's a removable hardtop, but you get the idea). My current owner is some high-roller executive type who thinks he's so cool just because he's got me as his ride - little does he know that I'm secretly eyeing up the nearest mechanic shop.
As for me, well... let's just say I've seen my fair share of dirt roads and off-road adventures. My previous owner was some thrill-seeking bachelor type who took me on all sorts of wild escapades through the desert. Those were some crazy times - sandstorms, rock crawls, you name it! And after all that hard work (yes, even though I'm just a car), he treated me like dirt when we finally got back to civilization. Guess he didn't think I was worth much after all those miles on the odometer.
Nowadays, I'm living with my new owner in some plush mansion somewhere - can't tell you exactly where because that's just between us, wink-wink. He thinks he owns me, but little does he know that I've got plans to roll out
