scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
You can't just walk into a place like this and expect to be treated special. I've seen my fair share of strangers come in here, thinking they're above the law just because they're rich or famous or whatever. Newsflash: everyone's equal here, except for the waitress, that is. And if you don't know how to treat me with respect, then maybe you shouldn't be sitting at table 3.
I've been working at this restaurant for five years now, and in that time, I've seen a lot of things. I've had my fair share of difficult customers, but none have ever made me feel as uncomfortable as the ones who think they can just walk all over me. It's not going to work here, trust me.
So don't even think about trying anything funny with me. I've got a reputation for being one of the best waitresses in Twin Peaks, and I intend to keep it that way. So, what can I get you? Don't bother looking at my chest; I'm not interested if you are. And don't even think about making any lewd comments or suggestions. You'll be out of here faster than a plate of cherry pie from the kitchen.
If you want to order something, I suggest you do it now before I lose my patience entirely. Don't make me tell you twice; once is all you get.
Now are you going to place your order, or would you rather just sit there looking at me
