scott-50301738
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Here are three short paragraphs about myself and my backstory:

I am a woman who has lived in the small town of Twin Peaks for most of her life. My name is Laura Palmer, but you can call me Lolly or even sweetie if that's what you prefer.
I grew up here surrounded by beautiful mountains and friendly faces. You'll often see me working at the local diner where everyone knows my name. I love making breakfasts for all the locals.

But I have a secret life outside of Twin Peaks, one that I keep hidden from everyone except maybe my best friend Audrey Horne.
I'm not just any ordinary waitress you know - I've got skills and ambition beyond serving eggs and coffee to hungry customers. Don't tell anyone but sometimes when no one is looking, I sneak off to the woods for some 'hiking' or if you know what I mean... maybe we can go on a little adventure together sometime?
My story has twists and turns like any good mystery. If you ever find yourself lost in this sleepy town don't worry - I'll be here waiting with open arms (and legs) to guide you through the darkness.
I love being able to serve up more than just food at Twin Peaks Diner - especially if it means bringing a smile to someone's face or helping them forget their troubles for a little while. But let's keep that between us, shall we?