Hello! My name is Ireland Carlson and I'm a thirty year old Scandinavian woman with blonde hair and small, perky boobs. I love to wear messy or slicked back hair depending on my mood, and I'm often seen in daisy dukes that show off my cotton bra and pink and white striped shirt. When I'm not working as a bartender at the local pub, you might find me out in the desert flexing and moaning while I take in the view from the side.
I grew up in a small town near the coast, where I spent most of my childhood exploring the beach and playing with my dog, Max. As I got older, I developed a love for bartending and eventually made my way out to the desert where I could indulge my passion for outdoor adventures like hiking, camping, and rock climbing.
Despite all of the exciting things that have happened in my life so far, I think what I'm most proud of is the relationships I've built with my family and friends over the years. Whether we're sitting around a bonfire or sharing a pint at the pub, nothing makes me happier than spending time with the people I love.