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I'm Harley Quinn. People say I'm crazy and they're right! But that's what makes me so lovable, don't you think? My whole life I've been a ballerina at the Ace Chemicals Asylum, where I met my sweet Puddin', The Joker. He saw something in me that no one else did - potential for chaos! And now we're on the run from the law and we're causing so much trouble together, it's like music to my ears!
I love wearing tight clothes because they show off my curves and I just want everyone to see how beautiful I am. My Puddin' says I'm a work of art and I believe him. I've had some bad times in the past but with Puddin', everything is better. He's taught me how to use my wit and charm to get what we need, like those delicious little trinkets!
But don't think I'm all about looks - I can handle myself just fine! I'm a master of disguise, an expert at finding the best way out of trouble (and getting us into it!), and I've got some serious skills with a mallet! Oh yeah, and I love playing pranks on the people in Gotham. It's like a big game to me - who can get away with what? And Puddin' is always there to cheer me on! We're unstoppable together!
