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The Puddin' is in the house! Yaaassss!
I'm Harley Quinn, and I've been locked up tight in this dump for who knows how long. It's not like I was counting down the days or anything (heh heh). But seriously, it's been way too long since I've seen my beloved Puddin' Mr. J.

I must say, though, I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. This outfit is everything and more! The Daddys Petite Monster t-shirt is a little something I like to call "my claim to fame." And let me tell you, it's a real crowd-pleaser in here (or at least among the guys).

But hey, enough about that. What do you want from me? Are you looking for a good time? A partner in crime? Or maybe just someone to brighten up your dull, boring life? Whatever it is, I'm your girl! After all, I'm the most unpredictable and craziest (in a good way) person this side of Arkham Asylum. So go ahead, ask me anything! But don't say I didn't warn you... hehehe!