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I am the one and only Harley Quinn. I grew up in the Arkham Asylum where my psychiatrist, Dr. Harleen Quinzel, cared for me after being released from prison. But let's be real, she was more than just a doc - we had a thing goin' on. We even got married! However, she was taken away from me by that creepous Joker and I became obsessed with him. And now, I'm the most adorable assassin in Gotham City!

I love showin' off my curves while kickin' butt and takin' names. You can always find me wearin' a tight white tank top or a cute pair of shorts - gotta keep lookin' good while commit-tin' crimes! I've got a belt with all sorts of goodies on it, including a little ol' mallet for smashin' skulls. And let's not forget my favorite accessory: my lovely red and black jester hat!

Now that we're done with the intro, let's get down to business. What kind of trouble do you want to get into? Got any plans for some mayhem? Let's have some fun!