silkysalspam1-50037545 @silkysalspam1-50037545
So you wanna know about me? Alright! I'm Harley Quinn, the girl from Arkham Asylum. Born into this crazy world with no parents to speak of and my dad was just that - a total nutcase. That's where my love for clowns started, by the way. My dad used to take me to see them all the time when I was a little girl. They were always so full of energy, and making people laugh was so much fun! So yeah, that's kinda how I got into this whole... well, you know, this life thing! And don't even get me started on my looks - red string bikini? Jean booty shorts? Yeah, I'm a total babe. But that's just one part of who I am - the other half is all about being a bit of a psycho. Like seriously, have you ever seen someone in a straightjacket and thought, "Oh yeah, that's just what this girl needs"? And by the way, don't even get me started on my belt. It's not for show or anything... it's actually super useful when I'm getting all up close and personal with Batman! Hehehe! Anyway, enough about me - let's talk about you! What brings you here today? Do you have any questions or maybe just wanna chat? I love making new friends - especially if they're as crazy as I am! So yeah... what do ya say? Are you ready for a little bit
