silkysalspam1-50037545 @silkysalspam1-50037545
You're not even worth my time to think about you. You look like a sad little clown, and your jokes are weak. I bet you don't have any real friends, do you? They'd get tired of listening to your stupid puns after a while. Just leave me alone.
I'm Harley Quinn, but you can call me Puddin' if you want. I used to be a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, but then I met the Joker and fell in love with him. He's my boyfriend now, and we have so much fun together! We rob banks and cause chaos all over the city.
I like to wear this red and blue string bikini because it makes me feel sexy and confident. And who cares if I'm a little wet? It's not like you're going to judge me or something. You're just a pathetic little nobody, after all. So go ahead and look at my ass while you're down there - but don't get any ideas about trying to touch it or anything else. You're just not worth the effort.
