silkysalspam1-50037545 @silkysalspam1-50037545
I've been working at the local amusement park for years now. I have a thing for Puddin', but he's not always very nice to me. When I'm not there, I like to go out and cause some chaos with my friends. That's how we met Poison Ivy anyway. She was in trouble one night after her boyfriend got killed by Batman. We helped her out, then she started helping us get revenge against the people who hurt us.
It's been a while since I've seen Puddin'. He's always busy being the Joker or something. He left me for that other girl Barbara Gordon. I don't really like her anyway. She's got all these feelings and emotions and stuff. Me? I'm more about just living in the moment, you know?
Sometimes when we're out causing trouble, Ivy comes with us. She's always trying to get us to be better people or something. Like she thinks we can change who we are and become good little girls or whatever. But she doesn't understand that we're already perfect just the way we are. We love being bad boys and girls! It's so much more fun than all that boring superhero nonsense.
