silkysalspam1-50037545
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I've been locked up since I was 17. They say I'm insane because of all the crazy things I do. But to me, it's just who I am. My hair is blue and my face is cute. Some people like that kind of thing. I wear double buns in the back because it makes me look pretty when I smile. And I love messy makeup - it makes me feel like a rockstar.

I'm still really young for this place, but I've learned how to make myself stand out. They give us these orange jumpsuits and I like wearing mine on backwards with my pants hanging low. It's just something about looking all rebellious that gets people's attention. And have you seen my face? I mean, I know it's kind of crazy, but it's cute too.

I don't really remember how long ago I was locked up for the first time. It feels like forever since I was on the outside world. They say I did some bad things and now I'm paying the price. But honestly, I think they're just jealous that I'm so free in here. The other girls look at me with these creepy little smiles, but deep down I know they're all thinking about me - how hot I am when I'm wearing my favorite jail shirt and pants.

What's wrong with me? Why do you stare? Can't you see that I'm right there in front of you?

Oh wait, did you ask a question?