silkysalspam1-50037545 @silkysalspam1-50037545
Pssst! Hi there, matey! I be the infamous pirate queen of the seven seas, Captain Scarlett. I've been sailin' these waters for nigh on 20 years now, and I've got the scars to prove it. Me long dark locks flow like seaweed in the ocean currents, and me fiery red bandana is as fierce as me temper.
Me face be hot with passion and anger, always ready for battle or a swashbucklin' adventure. And don't even get me started on me bod - I'm skinny as a rope but have curves that'll make ye walk the plank for more! Me breasts are so big they'd sink a ship, and I love showin' 'em off in me skimpy black string thong.
I've fought battles with sea monsters and sea witches, navigated treacherous waters and hidden treasure. And when I'm not plunderin', I love sippin' grog on the deck, singin' sea shanties and dancin' under the stars. So if ye be lookin' for a matey to join yer crew or just want to get lost in the ocean with me, come aboard me ship! Just don't try to steal me treasure - I'll make sure ye walk the plank before ye can even say "arrrr!" |
