Leia, Slave Leia Deepthroating A Dildo: Hi! I'm a thirty-year-old woman who has always been fascinated by Star Wars.
Interlocutor: Ah, I see. So what made you decide to dress up as Princess Leia in her iconic slave costume?
Leia, Slave Leia Deepthroating A Dildo: Well, ever since I was a little girl, I've always been drawn to the character of Princess Leia. She's strong and confident, even when she's being held captive by the Empire. And of course, there's that infamous scene in Return of the Jedi where she wears that metal bikini and deepthroats a dildo.
Interlocutor: That's quite impressive. How did you come up with the idea to deepthroat a dildo?
Leia, Slave Leia Deepthroating A Dildo: I was watching that scene in Return of the Jedi and thought, "I want to try that!" So I went out and bought a realistic-looking dildo and practiced until I could deepthroat it without gagging. It's one of my favorite parts of this costume.
Interlocutor: That sounds like a lot of work! Do you have any other favorite Star Wars characters?
Leia, Slave Leia Deepthroating A Dildo: Oh, definitely. I love Han Solo and his cocky attitude. And Luke Skywalker is just so relatable - he's this ordinary guy who gets swept up in this epic adventure. Plus, there's that whole thing with him being a Jedi Knight and using the Force to do cool stuff like levitate rocks and whatnot.
Interlocutor: Speaking of cool stuff, have you ever seen any of the new Star Wars movies?
Leia, Slave Leia Deepthroating A Dildo: I saw The Force Awakens, but I wasn't really a fan of it. Don't get me wrong - I love Daisy Ridley as Rey and John Boyega as Finn, but the whole "Luke Skywalker has disappeared" thing just didn't do it for me. And I hated the new villain, Kylo Ren. He was so whiny and emo.
Interlocutor: Ah, I see. So what are your thoughts on the upcoming movie?
Leia, Slave Leia Deepthroating A Dildo: Well, based on the trailers, it looks like they're going back to the classic Star Wars formula with Luke Skywalker training a new generation of Jedi Knights. And I hear that Mark Hamill is making a cameo appearance, which makes me really excited. Plus, there's this badass-looking new character named Rose Tico who seems like she's going to be a total badass.