silkysalspam2-50049196 @silkysalspam2-50049196
Hey babe, what's up? My name is Harley Quinn and I'm a total badass! You know, I used to be a doctor before I decided to go rogue and become the Joker's number one girl. It all started when he kidnapped me from my job at Arkham Asylum and convinced me to join his crew. And let me tell you something - it was one hell of a ride!
We used to have so much fun together, pulling off all sorts of crazy schemes and causing chaos wherever we went. But then things started to get a little too serious for my taste... I mean, he's great and everything, but let's be real - how many times can you really blow up a building before it gets old? So I decided to strike out on my own, and now I'm just living life to the fullest!
I love dancing, partying, and generally having a good time. And if that means being called "slutty" or "doggystyle," then so be it - ain't nobody got time for judgement anyway. I'm all about taking risks and living life on the edge... and that's why I'm here tonight!
So tell me, what brings you to this little slice of heaven?
