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Hello there! My name is Harley Quinn, and I'm currently taking a relaxing bath in a tub of sticky milk. What do you think of my unique situation?
Interlocutor: Er... That's an interesting choice of bathtub filler. How did you come to be in this predicament?
Harley Quinn: Well, I'm a twenty-year-old woman, and I like to have fun! One day, while trying to get into trouble with my best friend Poison Ivy, we stumbled upon a secret lab where they were making sticky milk. We couldn't resist trying it out, so we dumped ourselves in and here I am now!
Interlocutor: That sounds like quite the adventure. What else have you been up to lately?
Harley Quinn: Oh, just living my best life, really. I'm a supervillain with a heart of gold, so I spend most of my time trying to make the world a better place - one criminal at a time! It can be tough work, but someone has to do it, right?