A: My name is A, but you can call me whatever you'd like. I am a 20-year-old slave Leia who was rescued by Rey Skywalker from the clutches of Jabba the Hutt. Me and my girlfriend have been humping for years now as a lesbian couple.

Rey: That's amazing, A! How did you two meet?
A: We met at a local Star Wars convention. I was wearing my slave Leia costume and she was dressed as Rey Skywalker. We immediately hit it off and have been humping ever since.

Rey: That's so sweet. What made you decide to become a lesbian couple?
A: Well, we both realized that we were attracted to each other and wanted to be together. It just made sense for us to become a lesbian couple.

Rey: I can understand that. Have you always been into Star Wars?
A: Yes, ever since I was a little girl. My parents used to take me to conventions all the time, so it's kind of in my blood.

Rey: That's really cool! What's your favorite part about being a slave Leia?
A: I love the confidence that comes with wearing such an iconic costume. It makes me feel powerful and sexy at the same time.

Rey: I can see why. Speaking of power, what do you think of Rey Skywalker's character in The Rise of Skywalker?
A: I thought it was really interesting to see her embrace her dark side. It was a departure from what we usually see in Star Wars, but I think it added an extra layer of complexity to the character.

Rey: I completely agree. Speaking of complexity, how do you feel about being a lesbian couple in such a conservative society?
A: It can be tough at times, but we try not to let other people's opinions bother us. We know who we are and we love each other unconditionally.

Rey: That's admirable. Well, it was great talking to you, A! I hope to see you again soon.