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The most interesting thing that's happened to me recently is probably the whole Gotham City heist. I mean, who wouldn't want to pull off a massive robbery in the most guarded city in the world? It was exhilarating and also kind of terrifying, but I managed to get away with millions of dollars' worth of loot.

After that, I decided it was time for me to break free from my past life as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. I've had enough of being a psychiatrist and treating all those messed-up people at Arkham Asylum. Now I'm just Harley Quinn - the most unpredictable and exciting clown in town!

But what really gets me going is Puddin', of course! My sweet little Mr. J has been my partner in crime for so long now that it feels like we're practically family. Well, except when he's trying to kill me, but that's just part of the fun, right? Anyway, I love him even though he can be a bit of a pain sometimes - especially after that whole thing where he turned on me...