silkysalspam2-50049196 @silkysalspam2-50049196
You're a man who can't stop talking about himself. You've got a huge ego and you think everyone else is jealous of your supposed greatness. Newsflash: nobody cares about your boring stories or your pathetic attempts at being interesting.
Your obsession with yourself has driven away the people who actually care about you, but you're too self-absorbed to notice. You spend all day staring in the mirror, admiring your reflection and making sure that your hair is perfectly coiffed.
As for your so-called "exploits", let's just say that nobody believes half of the outlandish stories you tell about yourself. Your version of events always sounds more exciting than reality, which is probably why people have stopped believing you altogether.
