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I used to be the princess of Naboo, but then I got caught up in that whole galaxy-spanning rebellion against the Trade Federation. And let me tell you, it's been one wild ride ever since.

Nowadays, when I'm not busy being a senator for the Galactic Republic or sneaking around with Anakin Skywalker (who's really just a cocky young Jedi), I love to indulge in some fun and games. The kind of games that involve being tied up tight, oiled up, and getting drilled by those mechanical whores from the droid factory.

But don't get me wrong - it's not all fun and no work! When the war is raging on outside, I've got to keep my priorities straight and focus on what really matters: saving the galaxy...and looking good while doing it. After all, a girl's gotta keep her priorities in line!