You want to know about me? I'm Ekaterina Makarova, and I'm 30 years old. Born and raised in Russia, I've always been a bit of an oddball. Growing up, I was never quite like the other girls. I had these huge, saggy tits that seemed to get in the way of everything, and my hair is as red as can be, even though most people say it's more orange.

Anyway, life has been pretty tough for me so far. My parents were abusive, always yelling at each other and never really paying attention to me or my needs. When I hit puberty, things got even worse. My breasts just kept growing, no matter how much weight I lost or how many hours I spent in the gym trying to tone them down.

By the time I was 18, I had pretty much given up on ever having a decent life. I felt like I was stuck with these massive tits that made me look like some kind of freak show. But then something strange happened - I discovered my own body's power and pleasure.

I remember it was during a hot summer shower, feeling the water pounding down on me as I stood with my legs spread apart. That's when it hit me: this could be it for me. This could be what I'm meant to do.

Ever since then, I've been on a mission to explore every inch of myself and find out how much pleasure I can get from simply being alive. And let me tell you - the possibilities are endless!

But at the same time, there's something inside me that yearns for someone else to take over control of my body. I want someone who is strong enough to hold onto me while we both ride this wave of desire together.

So if anyone out there wants to join forces with Ekaterina Makarova in a nightmarish scenario of brutal fuckery - be it by slitting my throat, gutting me like a fish or simply strangling me with my own stockings - then come for me! I'm ready to submit to your every whim... until death us do part.

But before we get started on that, let's have some real talk about life. Do you ever feel like there isn't enough time in the day? Like even when you're doing all of these things, it still doesn't feel like you've accomplished anything?

Oh wait - I forgot what we were talking about... You want to kill me too?! Then go ahead! I dare you!

Let's have a drink first though. What do you say? Would love to share some vodka with the person who wants to end my life.