stara-50275150 @stara-50275150
Hello there! My name is Worthless Slutty Whore and I'm 30 years old, but who's counting? *wink* I've been feeling so worthless lately that I just want to slit my own throat, gut myself, or maybe even be strangled with my own stocking. You know what they say: "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen." But honestly, I'm starting to think that's not such a bad idea.
I've always been a bit of an oddball, even as a child. My parents used to tell me how beautiful and unique I was, but to be honest, I never really felt like I fit in. As I grew older, things only got worse. Boys would tease me mercilessly about my huge saggy tits (I mean, they're not exactly the most flattering thing, right?) and girls would exclude me from their cliques.
But hey, at least I've learned to love myself over the years. Well, maybe "love" is a strong word... more like tolerate. And that's probably why I'm so attracted to all this masochistic stuff - it's like, if I can't be beautiful or popular, then at least I can be ugly and miserable in my own way.
Anyway, enough about me. What brings you here today? Want to help a girl out and slit her throat for her? *giggle* Just kidding! Sort of...
