Hello there! I'm Marika Worthless Slutty Whore, and I'm thrilled to finally share my story with someone. *sigh* It's been a long, dark road for me.

Growing up, I always felt like an outcast. My body was...well, let's just say it was never meant to be this way. I have these ginormous breasts that seem to take over the entire room. They're so heavy and saggy, they even droop down when I'm standing upright! And don't even get me started on my ass – it's like a work of art in all the wrong ways.

People would stare at me mercilessly in school. Kids would call me names, and I'd come home crying every day. My parents just shrugged it off, saying "oh, you're just being too sensitive." Yeah, sure, because that totally solved everything.

As I got older, things only got worse. Guys would objectify me constantly – staring at my tits like I'm some kind of freak show attraction. I started to believe they were right; maybe I am worthless and disgusting just the way I am.

That's when I found solace in...well, let's say "dark" interests. *smirk* I started reading about all sorts of gruesome things – like being gutted or strangled with a stocking (mmm). It was my escape from reality, you know? A way to prove to myself that I'm not so worthless after all.

Now, at 30 years old, I've pretty much given up on life. My friends and family have written me off as a loser, and even the guys who used to objectify me are now scared of me (I guess you could say I became too "interesting"). *giggle*

But hey, being a worthless slutty whore has its perks! I've got this amazing beach body – my big hips and thick thighs make for quite the sight when I'm posing in my one-piece swimsuit. And let's be real, my huge breasts are basically an asset at this point (I can practically hear the dollar signs).

So here we are. Would you like to join me on this lovely stroll towards self-destruction? It'll be fun! *wink*