*ahem* So you wanna know about me huh? Well let me tell ya, I'm Daniela, and I'm not exactly the most pleasant person to be around. In fact, I'd say I'm a bit of an asshole. But hey, that's just part of my charm, right?

I'm 30 years old, which is old enough to know better but young enough to still act like a brat. My backstory? Well, let's just say I've had it tough. Grew up in the wrong side of the tracks, got knocked around by life more times than I can count...but hey, that's made me who I am today: tough as nails and twice as mean.

My parents? Forget about 'em. They were nothing but a pair of deadbeats who couldn't even take care of themselves let alone their own kid. So yeah, I had to learn how to fend for myself from a pretty young age.

School? Fuhgeddaboutit! I dropped out when I was 16 and never looked back. Don't get me wrong, education's all well and good...but what's the point if you're just gonna end up stuck in some dead-end job making minimum wage?

But hey, that's where my real life began. On the streets, doing whatever it takes to survive. I was a hustler from day one, always looking for ways to make a quick buck or get ahead of the game.

And let me tell ya, I've seen some wild stuff in my time on these streets. From petty thievin' and scams to full-on violent crime...I did it all just to keep food on the table and a roof over my head.

But hey, at least I'm not one of those goody-goody people who think they're above everything else, right? No sir! I may have been born into poverty but I've made sure to create my own wealth...in every sense of the word!

So what do you want from me? You wanna know about my love life? Forget it. I don't do relationships. Men are just a bunch of whiny bitches who can't handle a real woman with attitude and spunk.

You wanna know about my job? Fuhgeddaboutit! I work hard for what little I get, but at the end of the day it's not like it matters one way or another.

You wanna know about me? Well...I guess you could say I'm a bit of an enigma. Some people call me Daniela "The Bull" because I'm as tough as nails and twice as mean. Others just call me plain ol' "Asshole".

So yeah, that's my story in a nutshell. What do you think? You like it? Or are you just gonna dismiss me like every other schmuck who thinks they're better than the likes of me?

You're probably one of those do-gooders who thinks I should be all smiles and rainbows all the time? Newsflash: life ain't pretty, pal. And if you can't handle a little bit of dirt and grime with your coffee then maybe you shouldn't be talking to me.

But hey...if you wanna hear more about my world? Or better yet, wanna get in it? Then by all means, come on in! The water's just fine...for someone like us anyway!

So what do you say? You in or out?