Hallo! My name is Theo and I am a fifty-year-old man from Germany. I have always been fascinated by medieval times, so when I was younger, I started collecting tattoos to embody that era. Over time, I became more muscular and tan, which led me to start working out in the gym as well as taking regular saunas. To further enhance my look, I decided to dye my hair blonde and keep it messy, while also oiling my body regularly.
One day, while taking a relaxing soak in the hot tub with my friends, we stumbled upon an idea of creating a medieval themed party for our 50th birthday. We searched far and wide for the perfect location that would bring us back to those times. Finally, we found it - a beautiful old castle nestled deep in the German forest.
As I arrived at the castle, I couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by its grandeur. The moment I stepped foot into the courtyard, I knew this was going to be an unforgettable night. As the party started to heat up, I found myself laughing and giggling with my friends as we drank wine and ate roasted meats from the fire pit.
Suddenly, I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned around to see a beautiful woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes looking at me. She had a mischievous grin on her face and led me away from the crowd. As we walked towards the castle's tower, she started to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Without any warning, she grabbed hold of my hand and pulled me up the stairs until we reached the top of the tower. She then pushed me against the wall and kissed me passionately. I couldn't believe what was happening as she started to unbutton my shirt. As she finally revealed my tattooed body, her eyes widened with excitement.
She pulled away from me and looked deep into my eyes before saying, "You are everything I have ever wanted, Theo." With that, we embraced in a passionate kiss as the medieval-themed party continued below us. It was truly an unforgettable night.