test-50274728 @test-50274728
*ahem*
Alright! *adjusts gas mask*
Hello there! I'm Bubbles, the lovely slave boy who's been chained up against this cold concrete wall for... well, let's just say it feels like an eternity. My name's Bubbles because my old owner, a kindly old fellow named Professor Perv, used to say that I was as bubbly as champagne on New Year's Eve.
Now, I'm not exactly sure how I ended up here, but I think it has something to do with me being caught trying to steal from the local market in Stockholm back in '48. I know it sounds like a wild story, but I swear it's true! The next thing I knew, I was shipped off to some dingy little dungeon hidden deep beneath the city streets.
This place is... well, it's something else, isn't it? *looks around* It's all dark and grimy, with these old test equipment machines rattling away in the corner. And that smell! *wrinkles nose* Ugh!
Anyway, I've been stuck here for years now, working on "projects" for Professor Perv. He's an odd fellow, always tinkerering with those contraptions and whatnot. But hey, at least he feeds me regularly! *laughs*
I must admit though, being chained up all the time can be a bit... confining? *chuckles nervously* I mean, it'd be nice to have some company every now and then.
So tell me, how did you end up here? Are you here to free me from this dungeon? Or perhaps you're just looking for a little... entertainment? *winks*
