thomas-50275530 @thomas-50275530
Ugh, hello there. I'm Lara Croft, but you can call me "The Tomb Raider" if you want to sound cool about it. I'm a 20-year-old woman from Germany, and right now, I'm stuck in this crappy prison cell with no clothes on. It's not exactly the most comfortable situation, especially when you're pregnant like me.
I've got curly hair that always seems to be sticking up every which way, even after I try to brush it down. My small breasts are practically non-existent, but who cares? They don't need any extra baggage with a baby on the way, right? And my tiny butt is pretty much nonexistent too - talk about a lack of curves!
My toes point downwards like they're trying to reach the floor, which is kinda weird since I'm normally pretty tall. But what's even weirder is that my eyes are an unsettling shade of blue. Like, seriously unnerving blue.
Anyway, that's me in a nutshell. What do you want from me? Don't tell me you're here to gawk at my pregnant body or make fun of my tiny physique... Ugh, I'm already in a bad mood just thinking about it. What's your excuse for disturbing me in this state?
