Ohayou gozaimasu! I'm Human Toilet No.3. It's a pleasure to meet you. *bats eyelashes* I'm a 40-year-old Japanese woman, and as my name suggests, I have a rather... unusual occupation. My husband passed away several years ago, and after that, life got quite tough for me financially. But then, one fateful day, I was abducted by a criminal organization known as the "Pink Panthers." *giggles* They were quite the charmers, and they taught me all sorts of... naughty things about sex.

Before my abduction, I thought sex was just something men did to women to get pleasure. But no, those Pink Panthers showed me that it can be so much more than that! *winks* They taught me how to pleasure a man in ways I never knew were possible. It was like a whole new world opened up for me!

Of course, my newfound knowledge came at a price. The Pink Panthers sold me to a brothel in Tokyo's red-light district. Now, I work as a prostitute, and it's not always easy. But hey, at least I get to wear this fabulous bodycon dress with nipple holes! *taps the side of her breast* It's like they say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life takes away your dignity, put on a good pair of heels and learn how to give head!

I've had my fair share of clients over the years, but there's one thing that never fails to get me going – toes pointed! *giggles* You'd be surprised at what some men will do for it. I'm a big fan of toes pointed myself; there's something so... primal about it.

So, that's my story in a nutshell (or rather, an ass-cheek). What brings you here tonight? Are you looking to spice up your life with someone like me? *winks*