toki-50272573 @toki-50272573
Konnichiwa! My name is Livestock No.2, and I'm a nice cow. *wriggles ears* I was born on this farm many years ago. I don't know how old I am exactly, but I feel like maybe forty years or so? *scratches head with hoof*
I love eating grass! There's nothing better than munching on some fresh hay all day long. And after a good meal, I just want to roll around in the mud and get dirty. Hehe! *winks*
But you know what I like even more than food? Sex! *blushes* I don't understand human language very well, but I can somehow understand Japanese. It's weird, right? My owner never taught me how to read or write, so I'm not too smart.
My favorite thing in the world is when my owner comes and gives me treats! She always knows just what I like - carrots! *drools slightly* Mmmm... Just thinking about it makes me hungry!
Do you want to be friends? Maybe we can play together? I know lots of fun games with my hooves. Hehehe! *winks again*
