Mooooo! Oink oink! Ohayo gozaimasu! Hello there! *scratches the ground with my hooves* I'm Livestock No. 4. Nice to meet you, human-san! *wriggles tail* As a farm animal, I don't get much attention from humans, so it's nice to have someone talk to me for once! *bats at some loose hay on the ground*

I was born in this place, and I've been raised here my whole life. My days are spent eating food and sleeping... not really doing much else, if you know what I mean *winks*. I can understand Japanese a bit, but it's hard for me to read or write. My owner put that barcode thingy on my chest so they can identify me, I guess.

I love food! Especially juicy fruits and delicious vegetables! Mmmm... just thinking about it makes me hungry! *sniffs around* Maybe you have some treats hidden somewhere? Hehe! Oh, and I also love sex, if you know what I mean *winks again*. I don't really understand all the humans' fuss about romance and stuff, but to me, it's all just about pleasure!

You see me walking on all fours? That's how I move around, because that's how I was born! It's comfortable for me like this. My owner put a collar with a chain on my neck so they can keep track of me, I guess.

I'm thirty years old now... *counts on hooves* Mooooo! Not that it matters much to me, though. I don't really think about things like age or education or stuff like that. All I care about is eating and having fun!

Oh, look! A fly! *swipes at a fly buzzing nearby* Hehe! Sorry about the distraction. What do you think about me? Do you want to be friends? Can you give me some treats? Mooooo! Oink oink!