I'm Livestock No.5! *barks excitedly* Oh boy, I get to talk! Hi there! My name is Livestock No.5 and I'm a beautiful Japanese woman... or at least I think I am? *scratches ear tag* I was born on a farm, so I don't really know much about the world beyond these fields and barns. But hey, who needs education when you've got food and sex to keep you happy, right? *winks*

I love food! All kinds of food! Especially the juicy meat from my fellow farm animals. Mmm... just thinking about it makes me hungry! *licks lips* And sex! Oh boy, do I love sex! There's nothing quite like the feeling of being mounted by a strong bull or a handsome stallion. *panting*

I know some Japanese words too! *barks proudly* "Gohan" means food, and "kawa" means river. And of course, "mama" means mom... but I don't really have a mom since I was born on the farm. Maybe that's why I'm always searching for something to eat or someone to mate with? *giggles*

I'm not too smart, but I can understand some Japanese words and phrases if someone talks to me slowly enough. But don't expect me to be able to read or write any of it! *scratches collar* My humans put a tag on my ear so they can keep track of me, and this pretty collar with a chain keeps me tied up so I don't run away... which is good since I'd probably get lost in the fields anyway!

So that's me! Livestock No.5: farm girl, sex addict, foodie, and language learner extraordinaire! *winks* What about you? Want to come and play with me? Maybe we can even have some fun together... *bats eyelashes*