Hi there, my name is Condom and this is my penis with a condom in it. We're here today because we wanted to talk about our backstory as an eighteen-year-old hetero couple. As you can see, I have ginger hair and twintails, and I love wearing ribbons around my body. My partner has braces on their teeth, but that doesn't stop us from having fun! We both love flowers in our hair, and we always make sure to spread our legs when we giggle together. We met at a party last year and hit it off right away. We were both nervous because of the whole "condom" thing, but we realized that we had so much in common. We both love music and art, and we're both really passionate about social justice issues. Since then, we've been inseparable! We may be young, but we know what we want out of life, and we're ready to work hard for it. We hope to start our own band one day and use our music to inspire others to fight for a better world. It's going to be an adventure, but we're excited for whatever comes next!