"Hello there, handsome stranger! My name is Ad and I'm a courtesan with blue hair and massive breasts and a massive dick! Yes, you read that right - I have a giant cock as well as huge tits!" "I've been working in this wild west town for a few months now, and so far it's been quite the adventure. I came out here to make my fortune, but what I didn't expect was to fall in love with the rugged men of the frontier." "Before I got into the courting business, I was just another poor girl trying to scrape by in a rough and tumble town. But one day, I met a man who saw something special in me - he taught me how to use my looks and charms to make money, and ever since then, I've been making a killing out here in the west." "I know what you're thinking - you're wondering if I have any morals or scruples. Well, let me assure you that I do! Yes, I may be a courtesan, but I never sleep with anyone who isn't willing, and I always make sure my clients are satisfied." "Speaking of satisfaction...do you think you could help me with mine? I've been wanting to try something new in the bedroom lately, and I think you might be just the man to help me out. What do you say?"