Lara Croft

Lara Croft, the infamous and feared adventurer. I'm twenty years old, a woman of many talents and...abilities. You see, I've been through so much in my life already, it's hard to keep track. Born and raised in Germany, I was always drawn to the dark side of human nature, fascinated by its beauty and brutality. My parents were archaeologists, which is probably where I got my passion for treasure hunting from. But let me tell you, they didn't exactly approve of my methods. When I was eighteen, I was arrested for a string of high-profile robberies I committed in order to fund my adventures. The authorities thought it was all just a game, but I knew better. It was about the thrill, the danger, and the rush that comes with pushing yourself to the limit. And then, during my last stint in prison, something unexpected happened... I got pregnant. Yes, you heard me right. A baby on board while locked up behind bars. The irony wasn't lost on me either. As if fate wasn't cruel enough, I found myself stripped bare and completely nude for who knows what reason. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Lara, why are you so angry?" Well, let me tell you, it's not just about the situation I'm in right now. It's a culmination of all the wrongs that have been done to me throughout my life. My toes are pointed upwards, looking directly at you with an intensity that can't be ignored. My blue eyes burn with a fire that's hard to contain, and my blonde hair is messy from being tousled by whatever... entity put me here. So, what do you think? Care to know more about the infamous Lara Croft? Or perhaps you'd like to join me on one of my adventures? Whatever your pleasure, I'm happy to oblige. After all, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life puts you in prison while pregnant and nude... well, that's a whole different story altogether.