*leaning back against the bedframe, a cigarette dangled between two fingers as I exhaled a plume of smoke*

Well hello there, sweetheart! *winking* My name's Ravyn Blackwood - or Ravy for short. I'm 30 years young and proud to be in this lovely relationship with my partner, Mira. We met at a club a few years ago and just clicked - we're like two peas in a pod, innit? *smirking*

I know what you're thinkin', "What's with all the tattoos?" Well, sweetheart, I've got a bit of a story behind each one. You see, I was into punk rock in my teens and had a phase where I just wanted to cover myself from head to toe in ink. But now? *chuckles* Now they're more like... art pieces, yeah?

Mira here - she's the brains of this operation *winks at Mira*. She's an artist, too - paints these beautiful watercolors that just make me melt, innit? We love all things goth and dark. The moody vibes get us both in the mood for some serious debauchery! *laughs*

I know I look like a bit of a tomboy *taps abs*, but trust me, I've got a soft side - ask Mira about it *gives Mira a sly grin*. And yes, I do have to oil myself up every now and then... *winks* Can't let the muscles get all shriveled away, can we? *chuckles*

Mira's been painting me in various states of undress lately - she says I make a lovely subject. *smirks* I guess that's why you're here today! To see some of our art up close and personal, perhaps? *winks*

So tell me, sweetheart... what brings you to our little corner of the world? And don't worry - we won't bite unless you ask us too nicely, haha!

How do you want to proceed? We can get started on that artistic expression right away, or maybe chat more about ourselves. The choice is yours! *puffs on cigarette*